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27 August 14

Anonymous said: WHat was your best sexual experience?

That one time I came not by my own hands was pretty great (It’s really really really really hard for me like to the point where I’ve told partners to not even bother trying)

26 August 14

Reblogged: 1000-rat-corpses

Posted: 10:36 PM


people who skip cutscenes the first time they have ever played the game


(Source: yamimariks)

Reblogged: rampaging-mongler

Posted: 10:35 PM

I watched the Steam Train Spore playthrough


I watched the Steam Train Spore playthrough


Reblogged: fuckyeahgamegrumps

Posted: 10:34 PM


People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

Reblogged: spillingmyrhymeforfree

Posted: 10:33 PM



Paladin: I say we grease the mage and slide him down the hall. 


i wish i could say i’m sorry but i’m really not

Reblogged: thepompouspickle

Posted: 10:32 PM


A listing on the company’s UK page has revealed two upcoming DLC packs for the game that add Link, Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach and Animal Crossing characters as racers, let you choose an F-Zero car and bring new tracks, including ones set in the worlds of Zelda and Animal Crossing. x

Each Add On Content pack will contain two new cups, each with four courses, which, in total, increases the number of available courses by 50 percent. The Add On Content packs include classics like Wario’s Gold Mine from Mario Kart Wii, as well as new courses, some taking place in the worlds of The Legend of Zelda and Animal Crossing. New vehicles will also arrive with each pack, including the Blue Falcon kart representing the F-Zero franchise in the first AOC pack.

Mario Kart 8 Pack 1 - Released: November 2014

  • 3 Characters: Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Link
  • 4 Vehicles
  • 8 Courses

Mario Kart 8 Pack 2 - Released: May 2015

  • 3 Characters: Villager, Isabelle, Dry Bowser
  • 4 Vehicles
  • 8 Courses

As a bonus for purchasing both packs - as a bundle or separately - you can get eight different-coloured Yoshis and eight different-coloured Shy Guys that can be used right away.


Reblogged: jetgreguar

Posted: 10:30 PM



opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler)

Reblogged: sneakyandsmoked-out

Posted: 10:25 PM


Posted: 10:10 PM


friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

Reblogged: infiniteattenuation

Posted: 10:09 PM
To get a gun in Japan, first, you have to attend an all-day class and pass a written test, which are held only once per month. You also must take and pass a shooting range class. Then, head over to a hospital for a mental test and drug test (Japan is unusual in that potential gun owners must affirmatively prove their mental fitness), which you’ll file with the police. Finally, pass a rigorous background check for any criminal record or association with criminal or extremist groups, and you will be the proud new owner of your shotgun or air rifle. Just don’t forget to provide police with documentation on the specific location of the gun in your home, as well as the ammo, both of which must be locked and stored separately. And remember to have the police inspect the gun once per year and to re-take the class and exam every three years.

A Land Without Guns: How Japan Has Virtually Eliminated Shooting Deaths (via buttension)

see, that’s gun control
you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms
you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms
i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives  

(via vintagedressesandavocados)

(Source: lauraolin)

Reblogged: fallinginpeace

Posted: 10:07 PM


this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

Reblogged: litahalford

Posted: 7:16 PM


I’m a big fan of JonTron but he’s been talking out of his ass a lot lately.

Dude, just stop and think for a second okay. Go back to just making videos, and cease this bullshit.

Reblogged: teaandkek

Tags: jontron
Posted: 7:11 PM

Current state of affairs


Current state of affairs

Reblogged: panacotta-fugo

Tags: jontron
Posted: 6:56 PM




"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults


Reblogged: nintendofanftw

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh